But I’d learned a thing or two from the cow, learned about things pretending to be other things.
I Am That Goddamn Metal Water Bottle that Shatters Any Sense of Peace in Yoga
sitting in the Sistine Chapel very miserable and very sexy
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He liked Billy Collins but I didn’t like that.
