Peeled plums and removed crusts to avert meltdown
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When You Feel Overwhelmed, Morally Manage
Obfuscation plans do not have to be costly or time intensive.
What They Didn’t Say
I appreciate your interest in me—particularly my vast collection of Guess jeans
Invisible Hooves
But I’d learned a thing or two from the cow, learned about things pretending to be other things.
I Am That Goddamn Metal Water Bottle that Shatters Any Sense of Peace in Yoga
NOT SO FAST — I see you inching away
sitting in the Sistine Chapel very miserable and very sexy
you could use a little mothering /
Michelangelo.
