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Franz Kafka’s Summer DIY Guide

Blend the watermelon on medium speed until smooth.
Pouring through strainer into bowl, detach the watermelon from any remnants of its former self.

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I Had a Daughter and Now I’m WOKE

As time went on, my convictions only grew stronger. Sometimes my daughter had thoughts, just like a kid who is a boy.

I Cannot Run This College on Less Than A Billion Dollars

Student fundraisers lubricate donor purse strings with the perfect mix of guilt and shame, although our ungrateful alums are catching on by blocking our calls. That's why I'm resorting to this letter. Times are tough.