Stay tuned for next week’s memo, in which I’ll highlight name changes on the yellow spectrum.

Stay tuned for next week’s memo, in which I’ll highlight name changes on the yellow spectrum.
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My cousin got the hook up, even take u to Burger King afterwards.
No, my mom did not buy the glasses for me,
assholes. My grandma did.
Did I deliver or did I de-li-ver?
I feel like it’s inevitable that I’ll date a ventriloquist...
A week later, when I opened the freezer compartment of my fridge, I found that note, written in red lipstick.