Leaving / the party in a boat / yet arriving on a blimp.
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Geramee Hensley is Deceased, and I am Filing This Tax Return on Their Behalf
I’m praying death sticks around long enough / to make a disciple of me.
Lesser-Known Facts About Birthdays
If someone invites you to a birthday party for their dog, you are not required to purchase a gift.
From the Archives: Yes, Our Friend Laura Has Been Possessed By The Devil, But I Still Need A Headcount For My Six Flags Birthday Party
Yes, we’ve all been busy contemplating the metaphysical implications of a real actual Satan. Does this mean there is also a God, a Heaven, a Hell?
