Two Tragicomic Sonnets: Special Delivery & Blaze Pizza Receipt


Special Delivery

I’m so sick
of all these
silly labels
:

fragile,
this side up,
keep dry,
don’t drop
.

Like,
can I hold
your baby,
or what
?

 

Blaze Pizza Receipt

Feta Cheese, Fresh Mozzarella, Gorgonzola,
Parmesan, Ricotta, Shredded Mozzarella, Goat Cheese,
Vegan Cheese, Classic Dough (Vegan), Arugula,
Balsamic Glaze, Frank’s RedHot Sauce Drizzle,
Olive Oil Drizzle, Oregano, Pesto Drizzle, Sea Salt,
Tajin – Chili Lime Seasoning, Applewood Bacon,
Ghost Pepper Chicken Meatballs, Grilled Chicken,
Italian Sausage, Pinky Toes, Pepperoni, Smoked Ham,
Spicy Chorizo (Vegan), Garlic Pesto Sauce, Artichokes,
Banana Peppers, Black Olives, Cherry Tomatoes,
Chopped Garlic, Fresh Basil, Green Bell Peppers, Jalepenos,
Kalamata Olives, Mushrooms, Pineapple, Red Onions,
Roasted Garlic, Roasted Red Peppers, Spinach

Subtotal $11.00



#That(baby)Girl

She’s too young to pronounce digraphs!


Lies, I Tell You

Leaving / the party in a boat / yet arriving on a blimp.