The New World Dictionary of Male Behavior


bro-sure  An unwarranted expression of confidence.

dude-illigence  Meticulous control over one’s significant other.

fellowpian  An overloud, back-slapping demeanor.

guydbook  Excessive provision of unsolicited advice.

he-monize  To smear a love interest after being rejected.

he-twave  To come on too strong.

himalay  To set a standard so high no woman can mount it.

himpotence  Tendency to blame others while failing to stand up for oneself.

his-y fit  Overblown reaction to an inconsequential event.

hommepire  Individual with the impression that what he says goes.

maleadaptive  Insisting that a woman do things the way a man would.

maelstrom  Consequence of poor anger management.

manshun  In a relationship, persistent lack of responding when a female partner speaks.

sirplus  Condition of too many men being in the surrounding environment.