“SensaSnack vending device has detected customer presence, SensaSnack vending device exiting sleep mode.”
“Thank you for considering a SensaSnack product. Please make a selection from our nutritious snacks.”
“Thank you. Chocolate SensaBar selected. Please look into retinal scanner for payment.”
“Thank you.”
“Thank you, payment processing.”
“Thank you, payment processing.”
“Thank you, please retrieve your SensaBar from the delivery tray.”
“SUBJECT WITH OUTSTANDING VIOLATION DETECTED. We’re sorry. Retinal scanner reports previous instance of physical violence directed at a SensaSnack vending machine, on January 23 of this year. We’re sorry, SensaSnack considers kicking a device to be a Payment Clearing Process Violation. “
“We’re sorry, SensaSnack Customer Ankle Restraint has been deployed. You will be held for SensaSnack Security Processing. Thank you for not attempting to remove the restraint device.”
“Thank you for not attempting to remove the restraint device.”
“Thank you for complying, please retrieve your SensaBar from the delivery tray.”
“NON-SUBMISSION TO DIRECTIVE VIOLATION DETECTED. We’re sorry, sensors show an attempt to remove SensaSnack Customer Ankle Restraint Device.”
“We’re sorry, SensaSnack considers this action to be a violation of SensaSnack Security Directives. Taser response initiated.”
“Please continue standing. Taser response in process.”
“Thank you. Please remain standing until SensaSnack Security have arrived for your Violation Processing.”
“Thank you for complying, please retrieve your SensaBar from the delivery tray.”
“NON-COMPLIANCE VIOLATION DETECTED. SensaSnack policy requires customers to remain upright while awaiting SensaSnack Security. We’re sorry, enhanced Taser response initiated.”
“Please retrieve your SensaBar from the delivery tray. Thank you for reducing your carbon footprint by purchasing a locally-sourced SensaBar.”
“REPETITIVE NON-COMPLIANCE VIOLATION DETECTED. SensaSnack policy requires customers to remain upright while awaiting SensaSnack Security. We’re sorry, enhanced Taser response initiated.”
“Thank you for complying, please retrieve your SensaBar from the delivery tray.”
“Thank you for complying, please retrieve your SensaBar from the delivery tray.”
“Thank you for complying, please retrieve your SensaBar from the delivery tray.”
“No viable customer presence detected. SensaSnack vending device entering sleep mode.”
