I take advice from Reddit
3/10 would not recommend.
I don’t go to the gym.
I don’t follow fashion.
I don’t have an aesthetician on speed dial.
I’m very sick of pretending to be cool.
I don’t think I can go one day without complaining.
I feel like it’s inevitable that I’ll date a ventriloquist
and they’ll bring their dummy everywhere
and eventually I’ll get jealous
and make a scene in a fancy restaurant.
Sometimes, I’m funny?
Obviously, this is the joke.
I take the wrong subway constantly.
I wear socks 99.9% of the time.
That’s it. That’s my entire personality.