Hey
Hey, It’s Your Alumni Office
Hey, We’re Trying to Locate a Guy
Do You Remember This Guy?
Here’s the Photograph (Attached)
We’re Trying to Track Down This Guy for Our Alumni Notes
Did You Know Him?
You Might Be Thinking of His Younger Brother
Yeah
Did You Know Rob Liardi? or Mike Liardi?
We’re Looking for Rob Liardi
You’re Thinking of Mike Liardi
Rob Is Mike’s Brother
Anthony Liardi?
No
Different Guy
That Was His Younger Brother That You Knew
Mike, Not Anthony
Who’s Anthony?
Is There Something We Should Know about Anthony?
We’re Looking for Rob
Just Curious, Why Did You Mention Anthony?
No Big Deal, but, Like, Now We’re Thinking “Anthony”
Back to Rob
Yes
Rob Liardi
No
Rob Didn’t Play Football
Dude
That Was Mike Liardi
Hyundai Santa Fe?
Mike Liardi
We’re Trying to Reach Rob Liardi
Field hockey?
No
No
Dude
You’re Thinking of Polly Liardi
Polly Was Rob’s Sister
Yes
Yes, We Guess She Was Also Mike’s Sister
Vending Machine Fell on Him?
Mike Liardi
What?
Mike Was Rob’s Brother
You’re Right to Think “Liardi”
Oh, You Knew Him?
Oh
All Right
You Were Thinking of Mike Liardi This Whole Time
Yes, That Kid—only His Brother
Right, I Guess They’re Not Kids Anymore
They’re, Like, 31
Again, Mike, Not Rob
Rob Is Probably . . .
. . . Christ . . .
33?
At Least
At Least
Living at Home?
Rob Liardi
Dating a Much Older Woman?
No
That’s Mrs. Liardi in the Photo
You Didn’t Get the Photo?
Ted Forgot to Attach It?
Here It Is, with the Photo
Do You Happen to Remember a Rob Liardi?
Rob, Yes
Let’s Circle Back to Rob
Still Living at Home?
Rob Liardi
Mathlete in High School?
Mike Liardi
Cow Hearts
Mike Liardi
Prom Guru
Mike Liardi
Portion Control
Mike Liardi
Domestic Pieces
Mike Liardi
Out of the Closet
Polly Liardi
Shot by Spouse
Rob Liardi
No, Mike, Mike!
Critical Condition
Mike Liardi
This after the Vending Machine Thing?
I Know, the Luck of This Guy, Right?
Again, Mike, Not Rob
We’re Looking for Rob
Rob Liardi
Heart Transplant
Mike Liardi
Still Owns a Discman
Rob Liardi
Bass Boost
Rob Liardi
Shuffle
Rob Liardi, but We Don’t Think the Shuffle Works Anymore
God, Though
It’s Nice to Be Talking about Rob Finally
Abington Hospital Room 1215?
Mike Liardi
“Seriously, Guys, You Should Probably Go Visit Him”?
Mike Liardi
Why Abington Hospital When He Doesn’t Live Near Abington?
No Clue
Probably Says Something about His Life, Though, Don’t You Think?
We Do
We Think So
Again, Mike, Not Rob
Dead
Mike Liardi
Look, We’re Trying to Locate Rob Liardi
Let’s Stop Talking about Mike a Second
Okay?
Mike’s Dead
Missed the Funeral?
Rob Liardi
Rob Liardi
Bingo
That Guy Rob Liardi
We’re Trying to Locate Rob Liardi
Why?
Hey, Ted
Ted, Why Are We Trying to Locate Rob Liardi?
Ted’s on the Phone
Ted, Why Are We Trying to Locate—?
Oh
Oh, You Don’t Want Us to Locate Rob Liardi?
Then Why—?
You Want Us to Locate Mike Liardi?
Mike’s Dead
“Never mind”?
Ted Says “Never Mind”
He Was Thinking of Mike Liardi
Okay, So We’ll File Mike Under “Dead”?
Ted?
Excellent
“Dead” It Is
Hey
Us Again
Thanks for Your Time
Go Hawks
