Jeff Bender is a fiction and humor writer. He's written for McSweeney's, Electric Literature , Guernica , Little Old Lady Comedy , Slackjaw, Points in Case, and The Iowa Review, and he's a staff writer at Sports Riot.

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Sad News from Your Alumni Office

By JEFF BENDER

Just Curious, Why Did You Mention Anthony?

No Big Deal, but, Like, Now We’re Thinking “Anthony”