Rejected Titles for Postmodern Novels

Rejected Book Titles #1

Traveling Through Time at the Speed of Human Swiftness

A Bulbous Resplendence of Joyful Roars

The Terrible Ennui of Zookeepers

Funereal Interfacing in Comeuppance Valley

Please Don’t Kill Yourself On My Couch, She Said

Exceedingly Heartfelt and Tremendously Erect

All the Swans We Cannot Fondle

Brightly Lit Lights of Blinding Brightness

Can’t You See I’m Weeping, Charles?

Because the Chinchillas Kept Them Awake

Teresa Enters

“...into the dark café enters TERESA”