Sarah Garfinkel is a humor writer, editor, educator, and writing coach. Her writing has been featured in The New Yorker, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Electric Literature, The Brevity Blog, and The Rumpus, where she served on the editorial team. She teaches creative nonfiction, fiction, and opinion writing courses for international cohorts of teen and adult writers. Sarah lives in Google Docs and also San Francisco.

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Lesser-Known Facts About Birthdays

By SARAH GARFINKEL

If someone invites you to a birthday party for their dog, you are not required to purchase a gift.