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I am the Joy Your Mother Felt Before You Made That Face in Response to Her Kitchen Singing
Yes, Our Friend Laura Has Been Possessed By The Devil, But I Still Need A Headcount For My Six Flags Birthday Party
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Infomercial: Wow, I’m So Much Less of a Douchebag Now That I’ve Stopped Supporting Sexual Predators!
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Hi Honey, It’s Mom with Your Daily Horrific Accident Update
Hi Honey, it’s Mom. As you can probably imagine I’m thinking about you a lot today, the anniversary of the Great Chicago Fire. I’m so glad we weren’t there.
Enjoy Your Time on the Gay Cruise Ship for Dead Queer TV Characters
There is no food on board because you’re dead, however, there is a Starbucks because being gay is corporate now.
I Just Think Black Women Should Be Nicer to Me About Racism
I asked a Black woman this recently, and she called me a “white feminist,” and I was like, I don’t know what that is because feminism doesn’t see color.
Obituary for Daniel’s Attraction to Cis Men™
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