"...as evidence of a clear bias for British stripes, it could be construed as a betrayal of his campaign pledge to prioritize America."

Blend the watermelon on medium speed until smooth.
Pouring through strainer into bowl, detach the watermelon from any remnants of its former self.

"I thus turned my attention to our list of mutual friends, of which there lurked a grand total of one."

You seem conflicted.

*For best results, do not hope for results.

As time went on, my convictions only grew stronger. Sometimes my daughter had thoughts, just like a kid who is a boy.