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The Only Thing Holding Back My Writing is That There are Other Writers, and They’re Better Than Me
Think about it: if I had been born with money, talent, empathy, powers of observation, and discipline, I’d be much better at writing
An Open Letter to My Five Unread Copies of Moby Dick
“You will not learn even one fact about whales from any of those selections. Not one fact.”
Please Disregard the Unfortunate Events That Preceded my Water Jet Pack Incident
There’s a learning curve for everything, including hydroflight. My learning curve happened to involve squealing like a pig in grave distress.
Sad News from Your Alumni Office
Just Curious, Why Did You Mention Anthony?
No Big Deal, but, Like, Now We’re Thinking “Anthony”
I’m Your iPhone and, Yes, I’m Judging You
You just want to play Neko Atsume: Kitty Collector, pour yourself a big glass of red wine (I saw you looking for discount cases), and watch three episodes of Killing Eve. It’s fine. I’ll queue them up for you. I’m done trying to help.
Hansel & Gretel: The Fully-Restored Vegan Version
“Stop, Hansel! You can’t just eat a stranger’s house! It could contain animal products!”
