There is no food on board because you’re dead, however, there is a Starbucks because being gay is corporate now.

I asked a Black woman this recently, and she called me a “white feminist,” and I was like, I don’t know what that is because feminism doesn’t see color.

He enjoyed having his sexual and emotional boundaries honored, wearing floral sweaters, as well as rim jobs and Jenga.

It’s hard to believe it’s been almost 40 years since the wonderful kids of Lord of the Flies stole our hearts, shook us to our core and launched us into a daunting existential crisis that forced us to reevaluate good and evil.

Protagonist motivated by... throwing a successful house party

"...as evidence of a clear bias for British stripes, it could be construed as a betrayal of his campaign pledge to prioritize America."