There is no food on board because you’re dead, however, there is a Starbucks because being gay is corporate now.
I Just Think Black Women Should Be Nicer to Me About Racism
Obituary for Daniel’s Attraction to Cis Men™
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E! Presents an Exclusive – Lord of the Flies: Where Are They Now?
It’s hard to believe it’s been almost 40 years since the wonderful kids of Lord of the Flies stole our hearts, shook us to our core and launched us into a daunting existential crisis that forced us to reevaluate good and evil.
Mrs. Dalloway and House Party: An Objective Comparison
Protagonist motivated by... throwing a successful house party
The Great Man’s Stripes
"...as evidence of a clear bias for British stripes, it could be construed as a betrayal of his campaign pledge to prioritize America."
Franz Kafka’s Summer DIY Guide
Blend the watermelon on medium speed until smooth.
Pouring through strainer into bowl, detach the watermelon from any remnants of its former self.
An Open Letter to the Stranger
Who Sent Me a Friend Request
"I thus turned my attention to our list of mutual friends, of which there lurked a grand total of one."
