As you know, in response to the growing concern over the COVID-19 pandemic, last month we were forced to close down our campus and cancel all in-person classes for the foreseeable future. And to be perfectly honest with you, as difficult as the decision was at the time, it has probably been the best thing to ever happen to this university.
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To maintain this standard of vibe as our text grows, the Group Chat is pleased to announce the formation of the Group Chat Union.
So how ‘bout the next time you see your mother shaking and bending, keeping yet transcending time, and building toward a chorus, please feel free to take your visceral facial reaction and shove it into a book, or smash it against a digital screen.
Yes, we’ve all been busy contemplating the metaphysical implications of a real actual Satan. Does this mean there is also a God, a Heaven, a Hell?
All it takes is a few major news stories, a massive year-long outpouring of women sharing their pain, and a whole three-day documentary for you to see what a raging fuckhead you are!
Hi Honey, it’s Mom. As you can probably imagine I’m thinking about you a lot today, the anniversary of the Great Chicago Fire. I’m so glad we weren’t there.
There is no food on board because you’re dead, however, there is a Starbucks because being gay is corporate now.
