Notes for Canceling Class

Say: Pinkeye, unfortunately, contagious

Don’t Say: Outside there are buses and gorges and my legs only know one word today, jump

Don’t Say: I slept with my clothes on last night, couldn’t brush my teeth

Say: I hope you enjoy the nice weather!

Say: Here’s the new schedule:

Say: Sorry

Say: Inconvenience

Don’t Say: I put a new vibrator on my credit card because I wanted to feel my body say yes

Don’t Say: I keep trying

Don’t Say: I have to survive and this means not leaving my room

Say: The essay grades are coming over the weekend!

Say: See you next Tuesday!