but current scientific understanding suggests that an unthinkable number of years from now, the universe will come to an end. Certain cosmic entities will have grown so distant from one another, propelled by the same force, ironically, that exploded them into existence, that they will no longer be able to create, sustain, or share energy. Every last atom of everything will freeze, die, and become suspended — alone — in an inconceivable, empty nothingness.

And I actually thought I could save my marriage.