Tía-shaped


tía Daniela has a Depeche Mode rose tattooed above her ankle

tía Hortensia moves from pot to pot across her backyard,
begonias, hibiscus, and gardenias anointed with holy hose water

tía Janie tells stories of young white men asking her
to two-step at Cowboys Dance Hall

tía Susan makes the sign of the cross every time
she drives by a Catholic church

tía Cindy says aver while she puts on reading glasses
to look at a photo of your novio

tía Rosie watches Sex in the City reruns on E! before bed

the tías in Tía Maria’s family wish she wouldn’t stay
with her alcoholic mentiroso husband

tía Lilianna and her “amiga” were the first lesbians you ever saw

tía Rafa drives up from the valley every year for fiesta
she hasn’t missed it in sixteen years

tía Andrea isn’t really your tía tía but she always bought you
what you wanted from Target

tía Blanca washes all of Sunday’s dishes while
the Cowboys’ commentary rolls on and on and on

tía Adela went back to school despite her Tías giving her shit
about not staying home with her two kids

you love how tía Vicky’s peach fuzz halos her face
in the living room’s yellow light

tía Nayeli is called sensitive because she calls out
homophobic comments from her elder Tías

tía Rosie still wears the discontinued powder
she sold in her Avon days

tía Xiomara cuts her friends’ hair in her kitchen while
Sábado Gigante fills the silences

tía Dulce sells teas and fajas from the trunk of her toyota camry

tía Antonia gathers her sister’s kids to get Dairy Queen
and go honking for the Spurs downtown

tía Carmen ran away from home and her Tías say
she went on tour with Mötley Crüe

tía Denise’s San Antonio southside inflection is magic to you, especially when she starts her sentences with DUDEEEEE it’s cause like…

tía Angie lives for the motorcycle breeze that whips
around her on the nighttime highway

tía Sara kicks everyone out of the kitchen while she prepares
for the family’s Pay-Per-View backyard pachanga

tia Eva paints portraits of Marilyn Monroe in calavera makeup
with a banner that reads, Smile Now, Cry Later

every señora who calls you mija is your tía

every woman who has ever offered you a tampon is your tía

every west side butch4butch couple you see in public are your tías

when someone splinters your blood, a million tías spill out

when the gods tire of their stars, they will create
a new galaxy of tía-shaped constellations

when i am dust-shaped, let me be remembered like a niece’s favorite tía

when i am dust-shaped, let me be remembered like a black sheep tía

when i am dust-shaped, let me be remembered like a tía
in a foldable chair by the Gulf of Mexico, squeezing a lime
into her beer while the sun kisses her Deftones tattoo

 



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