Myriam Gurba is not a lady. She wrote Dahlia Season (Manic D), Wish You Were Me (Future Tense), and the forthcoming Painting Their Portraits in Winter (Manic D). She toured extensively with the lezzendary lit and performance troupe Sister Spit. Also, she don't want none unless you got puns, Hun.
"Things that rely on photosynthesis for lunch can easily be turned into sexual objects against their will when you put red lipstick on them and take away their clothes."
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