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Graeme Carey

Graeme Carey is a writer from Ontario, Canada. His work has appeared in McSweeney's, Weekly Humorist, and BULL: Men's fiction, among other publications.

WIT TEA

Maybe Don't Come Back? A Message from the Dean of Law & Order's Hudson University

By GRAEME CAREY

The Offing

Nothing of him that doth fade,
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.


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