G.G. Russey lives in the Seattle area with his spouse and their unsustainable book-to-bookshelf ratio. His work has appeared in Defenestration, Funny-ish.com, and Cricket Magazine.

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Hansel & Gretel: The Fully-Restored Vegan Version

By G.G. RUSSEY

“Stop, Hansel! You can’t just eat a stranger’s house! It could contain animal products!”