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Cassidy Cummings

Cassidy Cummings is an American humor writer living in Bristol, England. Her work has appeared in Reductress and The American Bystander. She is currently studying for an MA in screenwriting.


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WIT TEA

Please Disregard the Unfortunate Events That Preceded my Water Jet Pack Incident

By CASSIDY CUMMINGS

There’s a learning curve for everything, including hydroflight. My learning curve happened to involve squealing like a pig in grave distress.

The Offing

Nothing of him that doth fade,
But doth suffer a sea-change
Into something rich and strange.


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