Cassidy Cummings is an American humor writer living in Bristol, England. Her work has appeared in Reductress and The American Bystander. She is currently studying for an MA in screenwriting.

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Please Disregard the Unfortunate Events That Preceded my Water Jet Pack Incident

By CASSIDY CUMMINGS

There’s a learning curve for everything, including hydroflight. My learning curve happened to involve squealing like a pig in grave distress.