Luke Strom is a hack of all trades. Fiction, comedy, screenplays—you name it. Somehow, perhaps by accident, some of his work has appeared in Defenestration and The Offing. Although he's very happy about that, he's still struggling to get something up on his mom's fridge door.

WIT TEA

With This New Pair of $800 Glasses, My Identity Is Finally Complete

By LUKE STROM

No, my mom did not buy the glasses for me,
assholes. My grandma did.