Rejected Goosebumps Novels for Business Professionals

Rejected Book Titles #6


 The Horror at Camp Trustfall

Glenda’s Back From Maternity Leave and Wants to Get Drinks

 Night of the Living Deadline

 Cathy is Late Again and This Time She’s Not Apologizing

 Attack of the Mandatory Furlough

 Curse of the Middle Management Cubicle

 Just FYI Calvin’s Not Really Bilingual

 The Legend of the Outside Productivity Consultant

 Deirdre Knows Why You Really Called In Sick, You Pervert

 Stay Out of the Breakroom . . . Steve’s On the Phone and He’s Definitely Crying

 



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