N. J. Webster is a father, lawyer, and writer attempting to channel his pop culture obsession into something useful. Words in Flash Fiction Magazine, Dishsoap Quarterly, and (now) The Offing. You can find him procrastinating on Twitter (@realnjwebster) and Bluesky (@njwebster.bsky.social).

FOLLOW N.J. @realnjwebster

WIT TEA

The Leaf Blower Apocalypse

By N.J. WEBSTER

Off pops pop’s shirt.